Journey of a Swingle guy

I’m part of a group that hosts Swingers’ Parties…

It can be a bit of work, and things don’t always go as planned – (more on that later!) but one thing I’ve started noticing more & more is dress standards – particularly the difference between men & women…

Obviously,  not everyone is the same – thank goodness for that! – some people love dressing up, for others it’s a bit of a chore…

But either way – I think it’s important to understand the nature of the event you are attending…

If you are heading out to a Swingers’ Party, with the intent of rubbing your bits against someone else’s bits, it would be in your best interest to present your bits in the best light possible!

Now – this is an area where the ladies definitely have an advantage over us guys – there are many things they can do to make themselves even more beautiful than they already are…

For us men – the options are more limited, but nevertheless as important…

If you rock up in the same clothes you’d wear going shopping in, or to go to a beer garden, what image are you presenting?

If you picked the first tshirt that was handy & passed the sniff-test – do you really expect anyone to be attracted?

Or are you just banking on your obvious masculine energy to drive the ladies mad with desire?

I’m not saying you need a top hat & tails – but at minimum a nice dress shirt & pants make a good impression…

Oh – and shoes!

Who the fuck thinks thongs are appropriate to wear to a Swingers’ Party – especially at night?

Since I’ve spoken about the guys, I’ll say something about the ladies… Firstly – if you have or have had a female partner in your life – you’ll probably know how much time & effort they can go to to get ready for a night out.. the outfit, hair, make-up, waxing/shaving – they do it all!!

Some more than others – which is 100% fine. Some ladies love to dress up in sexy lingerie – some ladies don’t…

But they all deserve to be appreciated for the effort they put in!