Journey of a Swingle guy

Just me, writing about stuff I'm learning…

This is one for the guys out there…

Especially guys that might be having trouble making those connections with women…

How do you get the attention of these fascinating creatures? How do you stand out from the seemingly endless crowd of other single guys out there?

Well – DON’T SEND DICK PICS FOR ONE!!!!!!!!

This seems like it should go without saying – but sadly it’s still a problem…according to a lot of the women I talk to…

I think it all comes from a common problem that many guys don’t seem to be aware of – and that is simply: 

women don’t think like men…

While it’s extremely important to treat people the same – regardless of their sex, religion, sexual orientation and all the other things that make us interesting…

It is also important to recognise that there are differences between the sexes – broad, non-specific differences that don’t always apply to every single person – but still generally apply I believe…

We men are pretty simple creatures…

I, for instance – like boobs…

Boobs are great!! They apeal to the 14yr old boy that lives insides me!

I also like pictures of boobs – big boobs, little boobs, boobs young & old!

Looking at boobs can get me excited… becuase I am a simple man…

Women – are not men…

They don’t appreciate pictures like we do…they don’t react to visual stimulation as we do…

To stimulate a women – you must appeal to a different part of their body – their mind!

Barring the exceptions – the vast majority of women out their in the scene – whether its Swinging or just dating – don’t appreciate unsolicited dick pics…

Now – if you’ve been communicating with a lady, and she asks for a photo of your tackle – thats a totally different situation & by all means swnd her all the dic pics she desires!!

Dress it up – put a little hat on it – maybe a scarf?

But if you’re trying to engage with a new woman – don’t lead with your genitals – not unless it looks like Pedro Pascal!!

Do you understand that they are literally BOMBAREDED BY DICKS!!

Every time they open their app – its just cock, cock, cock & more cock!!!

Their inboxes are jam-packed with unwanted cock…

The amount of undesired knobs that invade their phones is ridiculous…

And most of them don’t like it… Let’s face it – the penis is not a pretty thing…

And if all you’ve got to offer is an erect penis – no wonder she swiped left!!

Even if she is after a quickie, a hook-up or a one-night stand – give her something else to remember you by…

Which leads me onto the next issue…

If you don’t have any female friends – you are missing out big time!!

If you don’t have mates that regularly sit down to pee – you are neglecting an awesome source of information!!!

I’ll put this as simply as I can for the guys in the back…

The more female friends you have – you more sex you will get!!

Do I have your attention now guys?

Unless you’re one of these Alpha-bros who split women up into “Would” and “Not Yet” – you’ll understand that being able to understand another person’s point of view is invaluable in today’s world…

If you only listen to people who look & sound like you do – you’ll only end up with people who look & sound like you…

You need to expand your horizons, embrace those differences that make life interesting…

I always say you can only see out of your own eyes…But you can always understanding & empathy for people other than yourself…

And the more you understand things from a lady’s perspective, the better you’ll be able to connect with her…

And isn’t that the name of the game?

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4 responses to “NEWS JUST IN!!! WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT THAN MEN!!!”

  1. gemmi72 Avatar

    Two things occurred to me while I was reading this.
    1. The belief that dicks are ugly is social conditioning. A lot of women would think differently if their friends told them dicks are attractive to look at.
    2. For the kind of guys who routinely send dick pics their dick is a large part of their personality. Maybe the response is a picture of a vagina that says no.

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    1. titcumejai Avatar

      Possibly… although as the owner of one – I can’t really see any beauty in them… I can appreciate the size & strength of them – but aesthetically, I think they leave a lit to be desired…
      But then again – I am incredibly biased! I wonder what gay guys think?…

      For that type of guy, a response is a win… particularly a picture of a vagina! It wouldn’t matter if it was yours or not – you’ve engaged on his level – and therefore lost…😆

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      1. gemmi72 Avatar

        The Unicorn asked me today if Eeew was an appropriate response to a sleazy pick up line on a dating app.

        I said yes.

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      2. titcumejai Avatar

        Followed by ‘🤮’…!

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